Avengers Deleted Scene #6
THOR: MJOLNIRRRRRRR
THOR: MJOLFAAARRRRRR
THOR: MJOLWHEREVER YOU ARRRRRRRRE
LOKI: IF YOU START SINGING ABOUT HAMMERING WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND AGAIN, SO HELP ME, I WILL UNADOPT MYSELF.
#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping
3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson
#10:00 head over Natasha’s for slumber party #10:15 braid hair and paint nails with hammers and hawks while talking about boys #10:30 watch Orphan#12:33 cry into Natasha’s beautifully braided hair about how you’re adopted #1:00 have Natasha read fanfic outloud to you to as a bedtime story #2:00 sleep #7:00 wake up and do it all again because pimpin ain’t easy when you’re Loki Laufeyson
THIS
IS
THE
BEST
THING
EVER
IN
TUMBLR
HISTORY
REBLOGGING AGAIN BECAUSE OF REASONNNS.
Tom Hiddleston on Pudding
Aww look at him being all passionate about pudding!
Pudding. ♥
“Pudding” in Britain is a catch-all term for dessert.
Learned something new.Forever reblogging for your pudding love, Hiddles. <3
He probably would have gone on about pudding for an hour or so if they’d let him.
Over all the millennia, only you have ever loved me, Thor. Only you have ever looked at me with affection in place of condescension. Why, then, am I killing you, and not the others? Because you stopped.
#a day in the life of loki laufeyson #7:00 slap bitches with my pimp cane #7:30 replace thor’s shampoo with glue #8:00 go shopping for pudding #9:00 fill hiddleston’s current place of residence with copious amounts of said pudding #10:00 blow shit up #11:00 blow shit up #12:00 destroy everything #1:00 lunch time! #2:00 resume bitchslapping
3:00 hair feathering appointment 3:30 lattes with black widow 4:30 cry 4:31 level a small village a day in the life of loki laufeyson
HIS FACE HIS HAIR THAT NECK MY THOUGHTS ARE INCOHERENT AND THEN THAT LOVELY LAUGH/SMILE YOUR FACE MELTS ME TOM
Still guarding asses, man.
When I first looked in the mirror I remember thinking how I looked so menacing. I looked terrifying. Mercifully that’s not what greets me every morning. They make my eyes look sunken and they hollowed out the pits of my eyes. My jawline was more defined. With black hair and pale skin, my blue eyes suddenly look kind of creepy and alien almost. Just knowing that was the silhouette walking onto the set, it makes you feel different. Wearing 40 pounds of leather and metal makes you feel like a badass.
Tom Hiddleston on the Loki costume.
screwtheprinceimtakingthehorse:
fake spoilers with clark gregg
I would watch this movie.
You.
YOU.
